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"A new medication tablet is half aspirin and half super glue."
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"#It is for people with splitting headaches."
"'What is the least you ever weighed ?'"
"'Just over a kilogram.  I was a premature baby.'"
"'Gee, and did you live ?'"
"#'Live ?  You should see me now !'"
"'How can I avoid becoming pregnant ?'"
"'Eat a banana.'"
"'Before or after ?'"
"#'Instead of.'"
"A drowning man was pulled from the river. At the water's edge a rescuer"
"  immediately started to pump him out, using the old-fashioned method"
"  of artificial respiration. Press on his chest .. relax .. press .."
"Out came great amounts of water, bits of weed, more water .."
"Press  ..  relax  .. press .."
"More water, a couple of small fish, weed, more water .."
"Press  ..  relax  .. press .."
"More water, a larger fish .."
"'I have a suggestion,' said a bystander. 'Why don't you pull his rear end"
"#  out of the river ?'"
"'I had a very bad pre-natal experience. My mother was frightened by"
"  a canoe.'"
"'And so ..'"
"#'That explains why I tend to get upset rather easily.'"
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